If Wash rolled his eyes any harder, they'd end up halfway across the stable floor.

"Yep." Affecting a snooty Core accent, "'They're my children, and you have no idea what lengths I'd go to to protect my family!' Méiyŏu mŭqin de xiao gŏu. Can't wait 'til we gotta put up with 'em for the wedding. Wandering around the ship...āiyā."

He gestures with his glass, a little too emphatically. "He even touches my stuff on the bridge and I'll clock 'im. I'll do it. I swear to God."