Malcolm Beauregard Reynolds (
badinlatin) wrote2005-12-06 10:39 pm
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Mal-Wash, kinda OOM.
Mal loves his flask.
A lot.
It's so pretty, all inscribed with random patterns - intricate ones - of dents and scrapes, scuff marks and chips. And reflecting under the scant light of the stable lamps, the discolored silver throws of interesting oil-slick patterns.
For such things are interesting when it's your second flask full. And there's a bottle by your side you haven't touched yet.
Mal is grouchy.
A lot.
It's so pretty, all inscribed with random patterns - intricate ones - of dents and scrapes, scuff marks and chips. And reflecting under the scant light of the stable lamps, the discolored silver throws of interesting oil-slick patterns.
For such things are interesting when it's your second flask full. And there's a bottle by your side you haven't touched yet.
Mal is grouchy.
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"I'll sell tickets, even. Buy you that shiny new leg."
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Wash takes a moment to set down the glass and roll up his sleeves. There's a small snort.
"I tried being nice," he says. "And understanding, after the not-nice bit. I thought I was doin' fine."
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"Don't think I ever had a shot to be nice even if I really 'ad wanted to - gun in the face thing and all, last time."
Mal clenches one fist and grimaces, his voice raising slightly. "And how I very much desire to wipe that fake-as-'ell yuben de grin off o' both their faces, when they thinkin' obviously things not too much with the nice 'bout folk."
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Wash makes a small noise of frustration and punctuates it with another gulp. His glass is nearly empty by now; he rattles it in Mal's direction. "Got any more?"
Getting drunk when the bar's this far away is such a bad idea. Strangely, Wash is starting to find that he doesn't care.
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Mal reaches around the other side of the cot and reveals the nondescript bottle of...something alcoholic.
"Not quite sure what it is at this point. Not carin' so much." Refilling Wash's glass, he continues with, "I know what ya mean, man - I thought he was 'bout 20 seconds from tellin' me how to run my own gorram life, dong ma?"
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The pain in his leg's dulled a good bit already. Better take another sip to make sure it stays that way.
"What'd he say to you?"
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"Called me cong ming de 'n said I wa'n't aware o'...how'd he say it? Oh - 'I suspect you don't know the half of the truth that you evidently think you do.'"
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"Yep." Affecting a snooty Core accent, "'They're my children, and you have no idea what lengths I'd go to to protect my family!' Méiyŏu mŭqin de xiao gŏu. Can't wait 'til we gotta put up with 'em for the wedding. Wandering around the ship...āiyā."
He gestures with his glass, a little too emphatically. "He even touches my stuff on the bridge and I'll clock 'im. I'll do it. I swear to God."
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Commencing with the handflailing, "And if he so much as tries to lecture me on the food in the gorram kitchen, I'ma snap. I'm gonna snap and get thisclose to his face."
Mal stands, gesticulating even more, empty flask in hand.
"Don't fuckin' tell me what to goddamn do! 'S my ship, gorramit!"
Sitting back down again, sure of himself.
"That'll show 'im."
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"You're the cap'n." Gulp. "I can't boss you around, nobody can."
Pause. Scowl. "Bet he's one of those gorram ruttin' back-spaceship drivers, too. Be tryin' to land, and he'll be back there shoutin' out directions."
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Mal puts down the empty flask finally and rests one wrist on Wash's left shoulder, making his fingers move like a hand puppet.
"Would ya look where ya goin'? Would ya turn? Would ya turn?"
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Or tries to. He comes perilously close to missing.
"And I'd -- 'You wanna fly this thing? I'll pull over this spaceship right now!'"
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"Would you pull over? Pull over right now! Jesus Christ Almighty I'll --"
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"Fine. Fine! You wanna fly?" Wash throws up both his arms, alcohol sloshing over the rim of his glass. "FUCKIN' FLY!"
Determined, as he takes another sip, "And then I'd get up an' go to my bunk. See what he does then."
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He leans back with a smug grin on his face.
"He wouldn't have one gorram clue, Wash. You show 'im."
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Equally smug.
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Drunken Reveal Number One.
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A sudden, bright grin, full of pride. "Even River can't hear her, y'know that?"
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"No I didn't, Wash. 'S nice."
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Wash turns a thoughtful look to the contents of his glass, sobering a little.
"Scared the guĭ outta me when I came back an' you said she was flyin'. Thought I was gonna lose my job."
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Cough.
"The first time I thought on replacin' ya was the day 'fore I came back into the bar. I couldn't be flyin' the boat all the time and neither could River.
"And when I knew you were alive, well - weren't no thoughts on it anymore."
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"'Cause 'm not leaving until Zoe does," he says, earnest. "And. And she's not gonna leave, either, s'long as you're there."
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"Xiexie, Wash. That's...that's real nice o' you to say. Thanks."
Yup. New port extender.
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Wash finishes off the rest of his current glass -- then tilts his head, suddenly, and pokes his right leg a few times.
"Hey." It sounds like he's just had a grand epiphany. "My leg's not hurting."
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Yes.
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He examines his empty glass.
Solemn, taking care to enunciate, "This was a good idea. You have lots've good ideas. Thanks."
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Pause. He may not be as inebriated as Wash, but he's close.
"I'll think o' examples once I...y'know, think."
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With deliberate care, he puts down his glass.
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"Not really. But necessary. Like, um...
"We gonna be able to get back to the bar? 'S gorram cold."
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A mournful look at the crutches.
"'M drunk."
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Mal stands. A bit wobbly, but he stands.
"Can you get up?"
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But he plants both hands on the cot, sets his good foot firmly, and hefts himself up.
Frantic flailing to grab Mal's shoulder soon follows. He has enough trouble balancing properly without his crutches when he's stone-cold sober.
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"Well. That didn't work."
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He makes a grab for them.
The next attempt to stand goes...about the same, but this time, Wash manages to splay the crutches wide enough apart to keep himself upright.
"There!"
He looks far too proud of himself right now.
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He leaves the bottle, now down to its dregs, sitting next to the cot.
"Off we go, then."
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Really.
It's not like they're going to know how long it took in this state, either.