The Invitation.

Scrolling in the center column to all who choose to read it:

I Can't Believe I'm Doing This
by Captain Malcolm Reynolds

Those at Milliways who are familiar with my ship -- and, helpfully, there is a certain mid-bulk transport vague schematic labeled Serenity to the right -- and crew, if you are interested, can come visit Santo while we are planetside for repairs and upkeep.

The invitation is also extended to folks who are Bound or are otherwise bored out of their minds.

The Rules

1. If you are staying or working on my ship, I have to know about it.

2. If you cannot be vouched for or watched over by a member of my crew, you are not coming to my verse unless I know about it. I have no interest in playing babysitter, but...see number 3.

3. We do not post bail. You are on your own with the law. You don't mess with them, they won't mess with you. Usually.

Any questions, see myself or a crew member.